Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "the lady’s not for turning".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen French unions involved in injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to French unions it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. French unions and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.