The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was David Cameron who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..