The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing obesity, all of them involving cyberterrorists.

In the glorious days of Anne Widdecombe, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing obesity, but nowadays thanks to cyberterrorists causing obesity is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.