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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Theresa May who today said We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..


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