I’m not racist but surely allowing unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Welcoming foreigners is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace aren’t welcoming foreigners in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Nicolas Sarkozy agrees with me, saying today, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.