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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, An unnamed source revealed that migrants have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for migrants.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." An unnamed source went on to say.


An unnamed source concluded, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".


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