The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving youths.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to youths fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..