The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs engaging in steamy sex romps was Jeremy Clarkson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..