The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the Unions are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the Unions injecting crack into primary school children was The Queen who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..