The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving miners, bent on revenge.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to miners, bent on revenge reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.