I’m not racist but surely allowing glue-sniffing teenagers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Reading the works of Karl Marx is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that glue-sniffing teenagers aren’t reading the works of Karl Marx in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium agrees with me, saying today, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.