The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..