I’m not racist but surely allowing paedophiles to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Reading the works of Karl Marx is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that paedophiles aren’t reading the works of Karl Marx in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Some bloke in the pub agrees with me, saying today, "we are a grandmother".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.