Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow so-called refugees such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but so-called refugees have this week been revealed as urinating on the Union Jack.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps so-called refugees would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of David Cameron who this week said, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that urinating on the Union Jack is acceptable behaviour.