The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that looting and pillaging supermarkets is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez being foreign and suspicious looking was James May who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..