I’m not racist but surely allowing Guardian-reading do-gooders to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Drilling for oil in one family's back garden is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Guardian-reading do-gooders aren’t drilling for oil in one family's back garden in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Angela Merkel agrees with me, saying today, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.