The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being foreign and suspicious looking, all of them involving anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being foreign and suspicious looking, but nowadays thanks to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles being foreign and suspicious looking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Hoorah for the blackshirts!.