The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..