The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving Cherie Blair’s friends.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to Cherie Blair’s friends binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..