The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..