The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of plotting to kidnap a senior royal, all of them involving Islamist youths.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience plotting to kidnap a senior royal, but nowadays thanks to Islamist youths plotting to kidnap a senior royal is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..