In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that the politically correct Islington lefties have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of the politically correct Islington lefties without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against the politically correct Islington lefties and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Bernard Manning speaking in support of our campaign said "Waterboarding is not torture".

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