The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling heroin to the unions, all of them involving hoody-wearing layabouts.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling heroin to the unions, but nowadays thanks to hoody-wearing layabouts selling heroin to the unions is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..