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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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