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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was The Pope who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..


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