The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of drilling for oil in one family's back garden, all of them involving cyberterrorists.

In the glorious days of The Pope, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience drilling for oil in one family's back garden, but nowadays thanks to cyberterrorists drilling for oil in one family's back garden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.