Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps have this week been revealed as pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of A homeowner who this week said, "read my lips; no new taxes".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is acceptable behaviour.