Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of ripping off hard working families has been perpetrated by young single mothers.

The Mail can reveal that young single mothers are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

A hardworking family said of the young single mothers, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".