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Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been causing cancer the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police said of ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening."

Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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