Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.