Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of admiring Jeremy Corbyn has been perpetrated by Jeremy Corbyn admirers.

The Mail can reveal that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Theresa May said of the Jeremy Corbyn admirers, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".