The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams burning policemen at the stake was Norman Tebbit who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..