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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of allowing foreign illegals to live, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience allowing foreign illegals to live, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy allowing foreign illegals to live is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the commie swine.


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