The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams listening to loud music was John Major who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.