Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. The Unions have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Bernard Jenkin has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul): The True Face Of Evil", Bernard Jenkin says, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for the Unions. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.