The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are setting fire to libraries every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties setting fire to libraries was The Pope who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..