With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more glue-sniffing teenagers have been terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into glue-sniffing teenagers - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by glue-sniffing teenagers.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about glue-sniffing teenagers, Conservative head office said "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it.".