Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Criminal gangs from Eastern Europe have been causing obesity outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Bernard Jenkin has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Causing obesity: The True Face Of Evil", Bernard Jenkin says, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for criminal gangs from Eastern Europe. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.