The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" plotting to kidnap a senior royal was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Waterboarding is not torture.