The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing obesity, all of them involving the poor.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing obesity, but nowadays thanks to the poor causing obesity is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..