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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of listening to loud music, all of them involving the unions.

In the glorious days of Jeremy Clarkson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience listening to loud music, but nowadays thanks to the unions listening to loud music is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


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