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Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace have been destabilising the British way of life the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Bernard Manning said of unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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