The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts urinating on the Union Jack was Theresa May who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.