I’m not racist but surely allowing young single mothers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Setting fire to libraries is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that young single mothers aren’t setting fire to libraries in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Ian Dunkin-Donuts agrees with me, saying today, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.