The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving Cherie Blair’s friends.

In the glorious days of Jim Davidson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to Cherie Blair’s friends fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..