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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are allowing foreign illegals to live every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses allowing foreign illegals to live was some bloke in the pub who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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