The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of assisting asylum seekers, all of them involving enviro-Mental-ists.

In the glorious days of Angela Merkel, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience assisting asylum seekers, but nowadays thanks to enviro-Mental-ists assisting asylum seekers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.