The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps injecting crack into primary school children was a homeowner who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.