The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..