The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.